Don’t panic, everyone, I’m here to save the world. Again.
(Source: buckyxbarnes, via avengette)
"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"
"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"
omg im gomen this stopped being funny after i had more than two hours of sleep but it’s been on my hard drive since i saw iron man 3 so i quickly finished and posted it
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING
(Source: kingsparrovv, via shieldagentcait)
MY COUSIN RAN AWAY FROM SCHOOL TODAY
THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT IS MY COUSIN DAISY SANTANA. SHE RAN AWAY TODAY FROM SCHOOL. SHE IS 14 YEARS OLD, ABOUT 5’5”, 140-150 LBS, AND WAS LAST SEEN IN THE SOUTHWEST MIAMI AREA BY 107TH AND MILLER DRIVE.
SHE WAS LAST SEEN WEARING A FLANNEL SHIRT, BLUE JEANS AND CONVERSE AND SHE HAS BLUE HAIR ABOUT THE LENGTH IN THE PICTURE ABOVE.
SHE WAS LAST SEEN WITH TWO FRIENDS WHOM SHE MAY HAVE RUN AWAY WITH, A GIRL HER AGE WITH RED HAIR, AND AN AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE, ALSO AROUND THE 13-15 AGE RANGE. I ASK IF YOU SEE HER TO CONTACT ME EITHER HERE, OR AT EITHER MINE OR MY MOM’S NUMBERS.
MINE IS 786-431-7770
MY MOM’S IS 786-219-5703
SHE’S HAS HAD SUICIDAL TENDENCIES IN THE PAST AND IT’S VERY IMPORTANT THAT WE FIND HER SO PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND AND IF POSSIBLE KEEP AN EYE OUT IF YOU’RE IN THE AREA. SHE AND HER FRIENDS WERE LAST SEEN ON FOOT AND WITHOUT A CAR, SO THEY MAY STILL BE IN THE MIAMI AREA. PLEASE ANY HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED APPRECIATED.
Steve smiled and nodded, taking in his words. “You did a wonderful job with her.” She blushed as they arrived at his apartment door. “But.,. Uhm… No valentine for you?”
"No, not this year. What about yourself? I mean you ARE Captain America. I’m pretty sure that you have a long line of admirers seeking your attention."
She shook her head. “Everyone at work… They’re taking Tony’s side in everything so no. At the base is it’s own thing but I’m not really much for gung-ho soldiers with superiority complexes.”
"Oh… Well it’s not like it is the end of the world for not having a Valentine. I’m sure that we’ll be fine."
Steve nodded and looked down at the jacket she clutched in her arms. “So… Guest room?”
"Hm? Oh, actually I don’t have a Guest room. It’s a one-bedroom condo. I’ve lived alone for so long, I don’t usually have extra rooms. I decided that you’ll be staying in my bedroom instead."
"Oh…" She nodded awkwardly. "And I can’t just sleep on the- on the couch?"
"No, you’re my guest. I’ll sleep on the couch, I don’t mind at all. Usually I’m up late doing work anyway so I don’t get as much sleep as I should."
Steve blushed but smiled, and she impulsively kissed his cheek. “Thank you, sir. This is so kind of you.”
*stands there motionless*
"Uhh… You’re welcome Steve." he said quietly, a bit confused of what just happened.
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
Zach was supposed to tell me this was a sad post
…but he didn’t.
i need feminism because a man on tv just said we (the men) are the victims when it comes to cheating because women walk around wearing almost nothing which makes it impossible not to cheat
(Source: evilstiless, via loudthor)